For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
is that a dick in a sweater?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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