We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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