I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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