How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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