she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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