i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she looked like the before picture.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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