I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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