I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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