she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You don't make any sense
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Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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