fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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