guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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