I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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