Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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