Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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