you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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