theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My vagina just recognized that song.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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