in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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