im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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