I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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