..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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