She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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