I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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