i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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