I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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