i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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