I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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