Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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