Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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