It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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