I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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