Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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