yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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