scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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