So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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