My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just want to make out with him forever
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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