Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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