I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Boobs speak an international language.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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