Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
