I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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