Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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