Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
