weddingsv make me drug and hornr
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
they call him Oral-B. enough said
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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