I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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