We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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