people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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