And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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