Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
