my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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