I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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