But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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