my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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