If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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